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iwannagopro
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So... what would you do if zombies took over the world? I personally think maybe grabbing a car, and driving it away from all the zombies, and never really stop to get mauled by zombies. How about you guys?

rzadzinski
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Haha. I would just start blowing their heads off...
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powell
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Haha wierd topic ....... anyway i would most likley get a shot gun and blow there heads off like in shaun of the dead, well atleast untill i run out of bullets then who knows what i would do.

gnarlyjim
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Assuming that I know they are coming a little in advance, I would gather as much food and water and other things that I needed and then head the the nearest maximum security prison. Once behind the gates, I would be safe to live my life, with only the company of the prisoners that survive. . .
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Francis

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easy..just steal a boat and live on the sea..the caribbean sea that is. or i would just shoot myself. easiest of all.

Real_Zidane
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Like any other smart person would do.... Move to Jamaica and smoke all da weed man!
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gnarlyjim
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Good idea! I think you should try it! :roll: Haha, I can just imagine the fake accent. :lol:

P.S. The question is, what would you do if Zombies were to take over the world? Isn't Jamaica part of the world? :? Lol.. just a thought.
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thisisdard
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Real_Zidane wrote:Like any other smart person would do.... Move to Jamaica and smoke all da weed man!
Hmmm... What's it with this site and drugs? Go to other sites and the first thing that'll pop into mind is Jesus, Oprah Winfrey, Osama bin Laden, or George W. Bush. :P

KPatel
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I'd run in circles screaming like a little girl.

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Come with me if you want to live.

Maradona
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I'd probably do the same as Kpat or I would just let myself get mauled and be like them because I think running away constantly from them is too much of a big hassle :P

rzadzinski
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You would be in shape though.

Oh man!! That would be the ultimate weight loss program! Fatty's come one, come all!
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iwannagopro
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How about getting a whole bunch of food into a house that has a spiral staircase... I don't think zombies can even walk up them!

ajc
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I'd probably listen to Bob Marley, clutching a bottle Jack Daniels in a corner, singing Don't worry, about a ting, cuz every little ting, is gonna be alright, with a massive combination of tears and flem running down my face as the zombies make their approach towards me.

Real_Zidane
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Okay, jokes aside, i'd probably either barricade myself in an underground bunker. Or I would get lots of food, put it all in roller coaster seats, hop in and destroy the controls and ride the roller coaster until all the food is gone or I die of nausea.
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KPatel
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Real_Zidane wrote:Okay, jokes aside, i'd probably either barricade myself in an underground bunker.
Isn't this whole thread a joke?

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