A new game to hopefully revive this section of the forum somewhat.
The concept is to declare the person below you your butler, and demand that they perform a seemingly impossible task, to which they must provide an explanation as to how they were able to do it. Then, you do the same for the next user and so on.
Of course my lord just let me take a picture of your monitor, print it, and make a sandwich with it, with the finest cheeses and the most delicious mustards, certainly a magnificent snack accompanied with your favorite orange juice beverage-
Aye, i've always wanted to be a super athlete, why don't you make me into the next super football star and win 15 ballon d' ors? rather quickly, im in a hurry ..
to know Him is to want to know Him more"
"i don't know where the limit is, but I know where it is not"
Tocar y moverse y tratarla siempre muy muy bien..'
Right away sir! Just let me book you in for a sex-change, the women's leagues are much easier! The lady on the phone said they should be able to fit you in by Friday week, so you'll be ready for the end of the FIFA Women's World Cup.
Oh Butler! Get over here! I wish my bald spot was gone! Pronto! But no wigs!
Inmediately sir, glad you asked, just let me borrow harry potter's magic wand and read up on a couple tricks, certainly there shall be one to diminish the size of sweeden to satisfy your hunger needs, or why not expand your backyard to make the northern country fit perfectly in your yard! If I may ask, what will you do with all the 6'2 perfect taned blonds namedIf its not to much of a bother could you introduce me to one?
Excuse me, getting women is fun, but it would be better if i hadn't to work so hard, if i could just press a button and get a different woman everytime it would be magnificent? So carry on and please my wishes, thats why I pay you, so make it snappy!
to know Him is to want to know Him more"
"i don't know where the limit is, but I know where it is not"
Tocar y moverse y tratarla siempre muy muy bien..'
certainly master panch.. i've managed to collect only the finest looking wimmen in the local area and stashed them all in the attic. i have converted the ceiling into a network of trap doors, so with a simple push of a button you can send one of them falling onto the ground by your feet. also, they'll keep a slim figure as there is no food or water in the attic.
you there, make england win a penalty shootout. now!
Right away sir, I'll just have them arrange to play the Vatican's national women's side! They might have the blessing of God, but, as we've seen, that counts for little in football! I'd be surprised if they could field the necessary five + keeper! Enjoy the victory.
Servant! Make me the world's finest chocolate cheesecake with 0 calories, 0 fat and 0 chocolate! At once!
That was quite easy, all I had to do was resurrect Paul the Octopus by bartering my soul with the devil that octopus is so talented, he could teach even the most unco-ordinated octopus to perform an Irish jig and cook omelettes!
Butler, find me a newspaper that doesn't hack phones/emails to find stories!
that octopus is so talented, he could teach even the most unco-ordinated octopus to perform an Irish jig and cook omelettes!