5 word stories.

bsc · Post by **bsc** » 20 Apr 2009, 14:37

A footballer with a shovel gave away a penalty, because he tried to build a wall on the pitch, while trying to change a wheel on his new SUV, which he stupidly stole from his local Supermarket off the vegetable aisle. The SUV was owned bySir Alex, the worst manager who got it from the the brothel across the street

In exchange for a little

tevezaholic · Post by **tevezaholic** » 26 Apr 2009, 19:12

cat who was so very

Anymi · Post by **Anymi** » 26 Apr 2009, 21:25

excited about seeing her new

powell · Post by **powell** » 27 Apr 2009, 11:02

Fire fighting friend who happens

tevezaholic · Post by **tevezaholic** » 27 Apr 2009, 11:31

to be a dog who

KoNJa04 · Post by **KoNJa04** » 28 Apr 2009, 23:50

who is really jose mourinho!!!!

KoNJa04 · Post by **KoNJa04** » 28 Apr 2009, 23:52

srry for the double post just wanna get the story down so far

A footballer with a shovel gave away a penalty, because he tried to build a wall on the pitch, while trying to change a wheel on his new SUV, which he stupidly stole from his local Supermarket off the vegetable aisle. The SUV was owned by Sir Alex, the worst manager who got it from the the brothel across the street In exchange for a little cat who was so very excited about seeing her new Fire fighting friend who happens to be a dog who who is really jose mourinho....

mint · Post by **mint** » 21 Apr 2011, 19:37

Bumped seen as though i know theres demand for this.

p793 · Post by **p793** » 21 Apr 2011, 19:52

I woke up today and...

klc123 · Post by **klc123** » 21 Apr 2011, 20:16

...was able to see wood...

shahensha · Post by **shahensha** » 21 Apr 2011, 20:20

that damn kick stand wont