corrupt a wish

2brown347 · Post 07 Nov 2009, 18:46

Granted, and she comes complete with genetal warts.

I wish I was a badass like Tony Jaa

Rome_Leader · Post 07 Nov 2009, 18:50

Granted, but a stunt gone terribly wrong with an elephant leaves you with only one leg.

I wish more headlining concerts came to Newfoundland.

NewBornProdigy · Post 07 Nov 2009, 19:12

Granted, but your house (more specically your room) becomes 'offical used sock dumping area' for all concert attentdants

sir_alex_vu · Post 07 Nov 2009, 19:46

NewBornProdigy wrote:Granted, but your house (more specically your room) becomes 'offical used sock dumping area' for all concert attentdants

You forgot to make a wish NBP!

shahensha · Post 07 Nov 2009, 20:04

rome, you canadian?

I wish I had daredevil's powers.

Rome_Leader · Post 07 Nov 2009, 20:20

You're pretty late on that boat.

Yep, born and raised.

Granted, but you suffer a terrible trash trying to jump seven homeless people, and lose your eyesight.

I wish I was a ladies man.

pickyourheadup · Post 07 Nov 2009, 20:32

Granted, but you suffer a terrible trash trying to jump seven homeless people, and lose your eyesight.

Daredevil is already blind. He can "see" sound waves and react faster than someone who can actually see.
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Granted, you are now half female, half male. (the wish granter is allowed to misinterpret a wish right?)

I wish I could control the soccer ball with my mind.

Rome_Leader · Post 07 Nov 2009, 20:38

OHHH FUCKK... :p I thought it said A daredevil. My bad. :p

Okay, fine, it breaks your hip.