The 10 commandments

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Nestapernambucano
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Football 4 Dummies

1. Thou shalt not yell at thine teamates unless they are being a douche. (Steve-O)
2. Thou shalt not placeth thy ball in ones own goal. (Steve-O)
3. Thou shalt not dribble without a purpose. (Steve-O)
4. Thou shalt not encounter football with hand or arm. (Rzad)
5. Thou shalt not talketh back to thy Ref.
6. Thou shalt not get nutmeggethed.
7. Thou shalt not put him/herself above thine team.
8. Thou shalt not wasteth time.
9. Thou shalt not insult Zidane's family.
10. Thou shalt not call thy game Soccer!!!!

gnarlyjim
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Nestapernambucano wrote:Football 4 Dummies

1. Thou shalt not yell at thine teamates unless they are being a douche. (Steve-O)
2. Thou shalt not placeth thy ball in ones own goal. (Steve-O)
3. Thou shalt not dribble without a purpose. (Steve-O)
4. Thou shalt not encounter football with hand or arm. (Rzad)
5. Thou shalt not talketh back to thy Ref.
6. Thou shalt not get nutmeggethed.
7. Thou shalt not put him/herself above thine team.
8. Thou shalt not wasteth time.
9. Thou shalt not insult Zidane's family.
10. Thou shalt not call thy game Soccer!!!!
Hehe.. well done on number 9 and 10.
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rzadzinski
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You should put a disclaimer on #9. Consequences may include severe headbutt to chest and winning a world cup. This may be also be considered the lowest of lows.
"I wear tinted visor not to trick other players, but so hot girls in stands don't see me looking at them."

-Alexander Ovechkin

gnarlyjim
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Also, I like the word you used in number 6. "Nuttmeggethed". :lol: :lol:
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CentreBackBench
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I like them, but this is one that i can't believe hasn't come up yet:

"Thou shalt not passeth thy ball across thy face of ones own goal"

tevezaholic
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how about , thou shalt not blaspheme against chelsea fc
Oh crap,missed me bus!!
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