Signature moves of players

KPatel · Post by **KPatel** » 14 Mar 2007, 00:32

No no, that's Ronald Dee Knee Oh!

soccer11 · Post by **soccer11** » 14 Mar 2007, 00:39

theres this lucky guy called...umm...michele ball-less, or rather michele ballack i think it was. he's so lucky, he gets paid so much money when he's not even that good at his job!! can you believe that?! i forget what he does though

Soccer4Life · Post by **Soccer4Life** » 14 Mar 2007, 00:48

I heard he was a ballet dancer

rzadzinski · Post by **rzadzinski** » 14 Mar 2007, 02:32

But the Brits have an odd taste, they say he doesn't fit in...

gnarlyjim · Post by **gnarlyjim** » 14 Mar 2007, 03:37

Personally, I think his dancing is very expressive. Just beautiful, fluid movements.

thisisdard · Post by **thisisdard** » 14 Mar 2007, 14:59

gnarlyjim wrote:Personally, I think his dancing is very expressive. Just beautiful, fluid movements.

Yup especially in a frikin' pink leotard and tutus and a backless dress revealing a hairy monster.

gnarlyjim · Post by **gnarlyjim** » 14 Mar 2007, 15:16

thisisdard wrote:
gnarlyjim wrote:Personally, I think his dancing is very expressive. Just beautiful, fluid movements.
Yup especially in a frikin' pink leotard and tutus and a backless dress revealing a hairy monster.

Well that was very. . . descriptive. Kind of painted a picture in my head that I never want to see again lol.

thisisdard · Post by **thisisdard** » 14 Mar 2007, 16:22

Oh great, i barfed all over my keyboard after re-reading my post!

imagine mr balle(t)ck with all those ginormous leg muscles from numerous soccer, uh i mean, ballet based fitness exercises in a SKINTIGHT leotard..

OMIGEEEE!!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*re reads posts*

BLLEEEEAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
BLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!

*logs off for 20 hours to clean up computer screen, desktop, and keyboard and gobbles an entire antacid can and some prune juice.*

must go to local hospital... need Intensive Care pronto!

BLLEEEEAAAUUGGGHHH!!

ben23 · Post by **ben23** » 22 May 2007, 20:16

gnarlyjim wrote:
ajc wrote:Haha, that's really cool actually. Think it will ever be put into use again? Might be good to get people not to swear *cough*remember ben23?*cough* Lol.

nice to see that i'm getting remembered for something

btw sorry i brought a post out of the grave

steve-0 · Post by **steve-0** » 25 May 2007, 19:52

mikel arteta's is the cut. he almost always does it when he touches the ball.

Evan · Post by **Evan** » 30 May 2007, 01:58

let's see...adriano doesn't really have a move does he

milanese · Post by **milanese** » 31 May 2007, 03:36

Totti-chips
Mati Fernandez-rabona
Inzaghi-offside
Roberto Carlos/Riise-powerful left footed shots

ajc · Post by **ajc** » 31 May 2007, 13:55

milanese wrote:Inzaghi-offside

Sir Alex once said that Pippo was born in an offside postition

*yung-ital* · Post by ***yung-ital*** » 31 May 2007, 17:29

christian wilhelmsson does the hocus pocus

Real_Zidane · Post by **Real_Zidane** » 31 May 2007, 17:41

whoa hey yung ital you haven't been on in a while. Welcome back!

and I could just imagine fergie saying that.