Signature moves of players

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KPatel
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Post by KPatel » 14 Mar 2007, 00:32

No no, that's Ronald Dee Knee Oh!

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Post by soccer11 » 14 Mar 2007, 00:39

theres this lucky guy called...umm...michele ball-less, or rather michele ballack i think it was. he's so lucky, he gets paid so much money when he's not even that good at his job!! can you believe that?! i forget what he does though
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Post by Soccer4Life » 14 Mar 2007, 00:48

I heard he was a ballet dancer :?

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Post by rzadzinski » 14 Mar 2007, 02:32

But the Brits have an odd taste, they say he doesn't fit in...
"I wear tinted visor not to trick other players, but so hot girls in stands don't see me looking at them."

-Alexander Ovechkin

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Post by gnarlyjim » 14 Mar 2007, 03:37

Personally, I think his dancing is very expressive. Just beautiful, fluid movements.
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Post by thisisdard » 14 Mar 2007, 14:59

gnarlyjim wrote:Personally, I think his dancing is very expressive. Just beautiful, fluid movements.
Yup especially in a frikin' pink leotard and tutus and a backless dress revealing a hairy monster. :shock:

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Post by gnarlyjim » 14 Mar 2007, 15:16

thisisdard wrote:
gnarlyjim wrote:Personally, I think his dancing is very expressive. Just beautiful, fluid movements.
Yup especially in a frikin' pink leotard and tutus and a backless dress revealing a hairy monster. :shock:
Well that was very. . . descriptive. Kind of painted a picture in my head that I never want to see again lol.
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Post by thisisdard » 14 Mar 2007, 16:22

Oh great, i barfed all over my keyboard after re-reading my post! :lol:

imagine mr balle(t)ck with all those ginormous leg muscles from numerous soccer, uh i mean, ballet based fitness exercises in a SKINTIGHT leotard..

:shock: OMIGEEEE!! :oops: BLEEEEEAAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*re reads posts*

:oops: BLLEEEEAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
BLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!

*logs off for 20 hours to clean up computer screen, desktop, and keyboard and gobbles an entire antacid can and some prune juice.* :oops:

must go to local hospital... need Intensive Care pronto!

BLLEEEEAAAUUGGGHHH!!

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Post by ben23 » 22 May 2007, 20:16

gnarlyjim wrote:
ajc wrote:Haha, that's really cool actually. Think it will ever be put into use again? Might be good to get people not to swear *cough*remember ben23?*cough* Lol.
nice to see that i'm getting remembered for something :)

btw sorry i brought a post out of the grave

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Post by steve-0 » 25 May 2007, 19:52

mikel arteta's is the cut. he almost always does it when he touches the ball.
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Post by Evan » 30 May 2007, 01:58

let's see...adriano doesn't really have a move does he :?
On a different note everyone's pretty good with women when it comes to hookers... well except the sham-wow guy.
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Post by milanese » 31 May 2007, 03:36

Totti-chips
Mati Fernandez-rabona
Inzaghi-offside
Roberto Carlos/Riise-powerful left footed shots

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Post by ajc » 31 May 2007, 13:55

milanese wrote:Inzaghi-offside
Sir Alex once said that Pippo was born in an offside postition :lol:
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Post by *yung-ital* » 31 May 2007, 17:29

christian wilhelmsson does the hocus pocus
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Post by Real_Zidane » 31 May 2007, 17:41

whoa hey yung ital you haven't been on in a while. Welcome back!

and I could just imagine fergie saying that. :lol:
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