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desire10
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Hey (:

Post by desire10 » 23 Feb 2011, 05:55

Hey, I'm desire10, but just call me 'desire' if you want. Your probably going to find me around the skills section of the forum a lot.

It's a pleasure to be on board!

Wanderer
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Post by Wanderer » 23 Feb 2011, 07:07

**must resist pornstar joke

desire10
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Post by desire10 » 23 Feb 2011, 09:21

Haha, I don't get it? give me a hint?

Wanderer
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Post by Wanderer » 23 Feb 2011, 14:14

Oh nothing just that a few of our members are secretly porn stars(Why dya think the when it comes to girls thread is longest? It's to help out guys learn their trade) and crack addicts(Some just distribute it tho. Check out our EF drug baron).This is our way of sending out a message to the world that football is a game for everyone. Even porn stars and crack addicts can play it. Can’t tell you in public which members are tho(you gotta pm the mods to find out)

You see, EF is not just a football website. It is a tightly knit community too. That’s why sometimes we give our members nicknames. Like Im Wanderer, but others also call me Wander, coz it sounds similar to Wonder. Panchester is known as Panch for short form, shahensha is know as shah, and so each member has their own nicknames. Since you’re Desire10, we’ll just call ya Desiree.

Anyway, I’m sure you’ll be a Fabulous member, and we look forward to your contribution at the ball skills section. I’m sure you’ll enjoy your time here.

Welcome.

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Post by NewBornProdigy » 23 Feb 2011, 19:04

Another nickname for Wander is when you replace the 'd' with a 'k' :D
Its his secret pornstar name :D

Hope you enjoy yourself desire, its a great place
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Post by ajc » 23 Feb 2011, 19:38

Hahaha you guys are ridiculous. Stop scaring new members away! :lol:

And more importantly stop giving away the secrets of the EF crack!
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mint
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Post by mint » 24 Feb 2011, 14:52

ajc wrote:Hahaha you guys are ridiculous. Stop scaring new members away! :lol:

And more importantly stop giving away the secrets of the EF crack!

I agree we cant stop scaring members away, thats my job if they try to tip me off when they want EF crack ;).

YES!!! stop giving out EF crack trade secrets out or our shares in the stock maket will fall which means less EF crack will be produced. :(
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soccer11
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Post by soccer11 » 24 Feb 2011, 19:49

This is why we can't have nice things!

But seriously, welcome aboard. Let us know if you have any questions.
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Post by Zlatan5 » 24 Feb 2011, 20:11

mint wrote:
ajc wrote:Hahaha you guys are ridiculous. Stop scaring new members away! :lol:

And more importantly stop giving away the secrets of the EF crack!

I agree we cant stop scaring members away, thats my job if they try to tip me off when they want EF crack ;).

YES!!! stop giving out EF crack trade secrets out or our shares in the stock maket will fall which means less EF crack will be produced. :(
Experts had me selling his meth. Does this mean I've been supporting Expert instead of the EF crack trade?

Mind=Image

mint
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Post by mint » 25 Feb 2011, 00:08

Zlatan5 wrote:
mint wrote:
ajc wrote:Hahaha you guys are ridiculous. Stop scaring new members away! :lol:

And more importantly stop giving away the secrets of the EF crack!

I agree we cant stop scaring members away, thats my job if they try to tip me off when they want EF crack ;).

YES!!! stop giving out EF crack trade secrets out or our shares in the stock maket will fall which means less EF crack will be produced. :(
Experts had me selling his meth. Does this mean I've been supporting Expert instead of the EF crack trade?

Mind=Image

Yeah Zlats EF used to be the kingpin of the EF crack empire but hes since had to step down as the authoroties were getting too close to him so im in charge now.

So yeah youve been giving your hard earned money to expert instead of the EF empire but seen as though its expert i will let him get away with it. :)
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shahensha
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Post by shahensha » 25 Feb 2011, 02:06

well someone had to fund Expert when he was on the run from the cops

meanwhile, EF likes to sell harmful synthetic sh*t and only smoke the harmless herbal stuff. Make money, stay healthy, thats our motto, seen? We just relax and meditate. After me blaze with me brethren, me ah just run round yellin Ingonyama nengw' enamabala but thats just me mon.
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Post by panchester07 » 28 Feb 2011, 06:45

Don't forget to mention that we are corrupt as hell...

If you want any favors around here, its not so easy as just asking for help...

If you want real help, advise, or anything in favor your gonna have to send people some sexy pictures..

Its not so easy as "hey I need some help", noo, you need to send the main people around here some hot pictures of you stretching out, or really sweety after a football match, or else good luck getting helpp....

So igo to your local home depot and buy a camera with lots of pixels, we all where noob's and had to do so :roll:
to know Him is to want to know Him more"


"i don't know where the limit is, but I know where it is not"

Tocar y moverse y tratarla siempre muy muy bien..'

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