I never knew Benitez has such a great sense of humour

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ratherton
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Read this to see why Benitez is so funny

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Still, I suppose when you are financed by rich foreigners it is very easy to quote stupid prices for average players.

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LOL. That is funny £25 Mill for somebody who cant jump, cant run, is weak, has poor ball control and a weak shot.
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:lol: :lol: He should be a comedian.
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Viduka wrote:LOL. That is funny £25 Mill for somebody who cant jump, cant run, is weak, has poor ball control and a weak shot.
But... He can do bicycle kicks... I mean, that's got to be at least 10million pounds worth right there right? :D

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Hugh wrote:
Viduka wrote:LOL. That is funny £25 Mill for somebody who cant jump, cant run, is weak, has poor ball control and a weak shot.
But... He can do bicycle kicks... I mean, that's got to be at least 10million pounds worth right there right? :D
He's done one.

I was in Nuremburg last summer when he nearly killed the linesman with the ball trying to do one.

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Yeah, it's pretty obvious Benitez wants to keep him.
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haha well..he has dancing skills too
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His dancing skills are worth at least 25 mil, no doubt.

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I think that's way too low. Managing 1 bicycle kick and doing the robot are at least 50-60mil.
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rzadzinski wrote:I think that's way too low. Managing 1 bicycle kick and doing the robot are at least 50-60mil.
That is, 2 bicycle kicks.

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KPatel wrote:
rzadzinski wrote:I think that's way too low. Managing 1 bicycle kick and doing the robot are at least 50-60mil.
That is, 2 bicycle kicks.
My mistake, that another 15 million added onto him. Probably 65-75 mil is the least they could ask for.
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:lol: . I just dont like him at all because hes got poor ball control( well its not as good as it should be) and I think his only advantage is his height but he cant even use that really well as he hardly has any power on his header :!:

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He can't head a ball for his life...
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As KPatel once said, "He aims at the keeper."
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