I've just heard the terrible news that Lionel Messi's house was broken into during the game....
Police have made a statement that they would like to question the Man Utd midfield, as they were nowhere to be seen between the hours of 19.45 and 22.00.
Meanwhile, at least one Man United fan remains happy in Rome. Apparently being stabbed in the leg was much less painful than seeing his side get hammered by the Catalans.
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Although the above isnt a product of my own genius, I found it hilarious and thought I'd share
Well played BARCELONA, surely the best team in the world at the moment. As a Barca fan I was unsure how we would do without three key defenders, but everyone perfomed brilliantly today. Although not MOTM, Sylvinho had a great game considering his lack of match practice, and I was also impressed with Puyol who tried to get forward as Alves does. For Man of the Match, impossible to choose between Iniesta or Xavi as they both played brilliantly. Just wish that Xavis free kick had gone in, wouldve been nice to see him score.
Seven of Barcas starting players were brought through the academy, with only Eto'o and Henry cost a considerable ammount of money. It's interesting to compare this to Uniteds squad - 12m for Ronaldo, 30m for Berba, 18m for Anderson, 18m or so for Carrick..
Anyways, well played Barca, and lets win it again next year!!