Let's make our own team. List your credentials, strengths, weaknesses, where you want to play, etc and you could be chosen (by me) to be on the prestigious Expert FC. And no bribing, this is not ODP. The best players will be chosen. If you aren't very good there are openings in the coaching and cheerleading fields. If you have a lot of money, you can be the owner.
I am 16 years old and play soccer every day. I start as a right winger for my HS. I play for Roanoke Star in the fall and Greensboro Soccer Club in the spring. I can do the elastico quite well and have done 5,000 juggles. Yes, without dropping the ball. In practice a couple of weeks ago I had my back to the goal, put my left foot on the ball, rolled it back, flicked it up with my right, and biked it into the top corner.
Let's have some fun with this. And I don't care if you think this is stupid.
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