http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/2396503.stm
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I had never heard of this before, but it's apparently as legit as Jedi is as a religion. The Wikipedia article for the... Cult, I guess you could say, includes a list of 10 Commandments. They even base their calender with years ABM (After Birth of Maradona).
Shooting
Control
Dribbling
Defending
Drills
Fitness
Passing
Positions
Freestyle