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Ballack13
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not trying to be mean, to redrover, but the first one doenst make sense, and the second one was already used.

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

2brown347
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You have nice ankles, I think they would look good on my shoulders.
heard that one yesterday

rzadzinski
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2brown347 wrote:
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
That's totally tricky! :lol:
"I wear tinted visor not to trick other players, but so hot girls in stands don't see me looking at them."

-Alexander Ovechkin

redrover365
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oops sorry..

the first one was supposed to be: "You know what would look good on you?. ME"

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Don't know if this one has been said or not but my friend said it the other day: "You know, we could play army at my house sometime. You'd win of course. I'd surrender and you'd just go and blow the hell out of me."

rzadzinski
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BGbeast23 wrote:Don't know if this one has been said or not but my friend said it the other day: "You know, we could play army at my house sometime. You'd win of course. I'd surrender and you'd just go and blow the hell out of me."
Damn, we've got some good ones coming. :lol:
"I wear tinted visor not to trick other players, but so hot girls in stands don't see me looking at them."

-Alexander Ovechkin

redrover365
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you must be a parking ticket, cause you have fine written all over you

you must be a theif, cause you stole my heart all the way from across the room

if you were a booger id pick you first

2brown347
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I'm new in town and can't find my way around. could I have directions to your place?

Hey babe, do you know that my bedroom is soundproof?

Did you know women are like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Which are you?

Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Guy: Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? Girl: No
Guy: Do you want to do lunch?

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I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

Hi, my name's ______. You better remember it cause you'll be screaming it later!!

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

What do you say we go back to my place and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.

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Best comeback ever!

Man: "Your place or mine?"

Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Mattsta-"There would be no point in freestyle if we knew all the tricks from the start. The fact that we had to practise to get them pays off because in the end we have earnt it."

2brown347
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I'm good at algebra, but having troble getting digits, how bout I get yours?

redrover365
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Just call me milk, I'll do your body good

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.
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"girl are u a parking ticket?? coz u got FINE written all over u"

mpcarres14
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-Hey sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
God damn brewery!!!

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You'll prob make a great grocer
Cos you have some great melons

Actually got into trouble with the school and her parents with this one. The oversensitive biatch. :evil:

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