Worst pick up lines

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Post the worse pick up lines you can think of/heard.
Here's one

"Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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ten tonne polar bear.... well it broke the ice :wink:

hey you look an awful lot like my next girlfriend :wink:

you seem a lot like your mother, and she said i was great in bed :wink:

youll do :wink:

i may be weird, but im the only one talking to you :wink:
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Nice legs. What time do they open? :lol:

If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together.

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my love for you is like diarrhea,I just can't hold it in :twisted:
some of the ones u guys r puttin r really good,specially croatianblood's :lol:

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Someone better phone God I just found the missing angel 8)

Do you have a mirror in your pants because I see myself in them. :lol:

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How about you come over here and sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up :P

Do you work for UPS? Because i swear you were checking out my package.

Nice shoes. Wanna Fu**?
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The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word.

I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?

hahahah! i like the chloroform one, that's hilarious

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Are these what people say to you, or you say to them? If so, you guys are nuts!
The worst used on me (thats right it happens to guys to) was, "are you tired?" ..."Cause you've been running through my mind all day!".

The worst I've heard of was:

"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."

"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

"Hey, I was just thinking of you! Okay, I'm all cleaned up now though."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag."
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lol u guys hav got some good ones...my mate told me this 1..
my dick d*ed...can i bury it in ur a$$?
whats your sign? dangerous curves ahead?

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Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
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Why don't you put your hand in my pocket and grab my rocket and get ready for a ride
Those who race towards death
Those who wait
Those who worry

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Pick up lines are bad. Never use them. Heres a funny one though:

Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What?
Guy: When you fell down from heaven.

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Guy: Hey How are u?
Girl: Fine
Guy: Damn right u are.

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Guy: Is your dad a terrorist?
Girl: What?! Why do you say that?
Guy: Cos I swear! You are a BOMB !!!

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ravenous wrote: I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
I know someone who used that.....and it worked

The best (or worst) one I got somewhere with was "Your mate won't talk to me so I'll have to work on you instead"

I was drunk

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