I was playing in my backyard, and i just launched a bullet it barely went over my fence, and hit the big wooden fence across the alley and broke the plank!,,,YES LOL....i felt so powerful
Wow, he just megged three people, maradonas around the last defender, and missed the shot, then not five minutes later a guy on the other team shoots when he gets the ball and scores...
nice topic... the most memorable thing i've broken is a window at school. it was about 100 x 150 inches window. it was a loud bang. the cool part is not a single teacher found out who broke it and i got away with it.
I've also smashed a car headlight and a goalie's nose. the last one sucked.. i felt really bad for the guy.. i appologized to him later on... he was pretty cool about it.
i have pretty much smashed apart alot of our lawn furniture because i set up the chairs across the yard as goals. I love when i put a hole right through a chair, its a great feeling
"I’m a player who can do absolutely anything if I am smiling and laughing. If I’m not happy, then everything becomes more of a struggle,” explained Adriano.
this topic brings back great memories from my old house. This one time, I musta been like 8, I got really mad because i missed a wide-open net so i kicked the ball and just murdered the window. I got so scared, i didnt know what my dad was gonna say. He was pretty cool about it since he too, was a soccer player. The funniest thing musta been when i was playing and my foot went into this hole in the ground when this fat kid tackled me. then when i tried to get up i couldnt feel my big toe. It broke. Apparently when my toe went into the hole i tried to pull it out but the kid was sitting on it so i couldnt move. I had to stop playing soccer fro like 5 months or somthing because they couldnt put a cast on it and we didnt go in right away.
wow im doing pretty good then. i have only broken a lamp, the tv remote, and hit things on the table and spill pop everywhere. and i broke like 7 boards on our fence. good thing i dont break much becuase my mom gets really mad.
When I was like about 12 I used to play soccer in school on the basketball court outside on the ice. Then one of the grade 1 teacher came to warn us not to tackle and the ball was at my feet so I kicked it and it went straight to her eye, she fell down. She had a head injury and I had issues with the principal but don't worry, we all lived happily ever after.
The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn’t move, kick it until it does.
hahahahaha what great stories. awesome idea for a topic too, dooglas!
i've never broken a window or anything, but one time when i was like, i donno 6, 7, something like that i was playing rec and the goals were smaller and didn't have nets, just the frame. so i shot it and there was a lady carrying a chair walking behind the goal and it hit her and she dropped it the chair. she didn't seem to happy about that. i was pretty proud that i did that though cuz i was only 6.
anyway, most recently, i was in a basketball court and there was a fire extinguisher hooked onto the wall so i was shooting it, not really working on acurracy, just form and i hit it and it fell to the floor with a huge bang. i was really scared it was gonna start spraying that white stuff inside!
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"I wouldn't say i was the best manager in the business, i was in the top one."
When I was younger, me and a buddy were playing soccer outside in a local parking lot, practicing our aerial passing. Anyways, I chipped it pretty high, and my buddy headed the ball and smashed someone's rear view window of their car. we felt so ashamed.