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bsc
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Post by bsc » 20 Apr 2009, 14:37

A footballer with a shovel gave away a penalty, because he tried to build a wall on the pitch, while trying to change a wheel on his new SUV, which he stupidly stole from his local Supermarket off the vegetable aisle. The SUV was owned bySir Alex, the worst manager who got it from the the brothel across the street
In exchange for a little
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And the dreams that you dare to dream, really do come true

tevezaholic
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Post by tevezaholic » 26 Apr 2009, 19:12

cat who was so very
JESUS IS LORD
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Oh crap,missed me bus!!
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Post by Anymi » 26 Apr 2009, 21:25

excited about seeing her new

powell
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Post by powell » 27 Apr 2009, 11:02

Fire fighting friend who happens

tevezaholic
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Post by tevezaholic » 27 Apr 2009, 11:31

to be a dog who
JESUS IS LORD
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Oh crap,missed me bus!!
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KoNJa04
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Post by KoNJa04 » 28 Apr 2009, 23:50

who is really jose mourinho!!!!
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If you desire that life then pursuit it.. end of story.. no buts, no hypothetical situations, no what ifs.. you want something go get it ..
~~Panchester07

KoNJa04
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Post by KoNJa04 » 28 Apr 2009, 23:52

srry for the double post just wanna get the story down so far

A footballer with a shovel gave away a penalty, because he tried to build a wall on the pitch, while trying to change a wheel on his new SUV, which he stupidly stole from his local Supermarket off the vegetable aisle. The SUV was owned by Sir Alex, the worst manager who got it from the the brothel across the street In exchange for a little cat who was so very excited about seeing her new Fire fighting friend who happens to be a dog who who is really jose mourinho....

mint
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Post by mint » 21 Apr 2011, 19:37

Bumped seen as though i know theres demand for this.
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i was made to ignite

p793
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Post by p793 » 21 Apr 2011, 19:52

I woke up today and...

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Post by klc123 » 21 Apr 2011, 20:16

...was able to see wood...

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Post by shahensha » 21 Apr 2011, 20:20

that damn kick stand wont
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