The Butler Game!

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Rome_Leader
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The Butler Game!

Post by Rome_Leader » 09 Jul 2011, 23:50

A new game to hopefully revive this section of the forum somewhat.

The concept is to declare the person below you your butler, and demand that they perform a seemingly impossible task, to which they must provide an explanation as to how they were able to do it. Then, you do the same for the next user and so on.

You there, cut my soup into smiley faces!
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Post by desire10 » 10 Jul 2011, 07:44

Certainly sir! Just let me print off your sig', and I'll use the smiley face on that as a template.

Butler! Come here please I'm rather hungry, make my computer monitor edible.
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Post by panchester07 » 10 Jul 2011, 08:13

Of course my lord just let me take a picture of your monitor, print it, and make a sandwich with it, with the finest cheeses and the most delicious mustards, certainly a magnificent snack accompanied with your favorite orange juice beverage- :wink:

Aye, i've always wanted to be a super athlete, why don't you make me into the next super football star and win 15 ballon d' ors? rather quickly, im in a hurry ..
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Post by desire10 » 10 Jul 2011, 08:23

Right away sir! Just let me book you in for a sex-change, the women's leagues are much easier! The lady on the phone said they should be able to fit you in by Friday week, so you'll be ready for the end of the FIFA Women's World Cup.

Oh Butler! Get over here! I wish my bald spot was gone! Pronto! But no wigs!
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Post by Rome_Leader » 10 Jul 2011, 11:43

LMAO, love it. Well in.

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Right away sir, I'll just sow some Chia Pet seeds liberally in the area and you can take a shower! All set!

Butler! I've decided I want some meatballs. See if we can't put Sweden in my backyard so they can make me some, hmmm?
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All roads lead to Rome.

Triskaidekaphobia: The unnatural fear of the number 13.
Most of Ballack's opposition have this phobia.

I'm Scott. Don't let the title fool you; I.AM.CANADIAN!

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Post by panchester07 » 10 Jul 2011, 17:24

Inmediately sir, glad you asked, just let me borrow harry potter's magic wand and read up on a couple tricks, certainly there shall be one to diminish the size of sweeden to satisfy your hunger needs, or why not expand your backyard to make the northern country fit perfectly in your yard! If I may ask, what will you do with all the 6'2 perfect taned blonds namedIf its not to much of a bother could you introduce me to one?

Excuse me, getting women is fun, but it would be better if i hadn't to work so hard, if i could just press a button and get a different woman everytime it would be magnificent? So carry on and please my wishes, thats why I pay you, so make it snappy!
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"i don't know where the limit is, but I know where it is not"

Tocar y moverse y tratarla siempre muy muy bien..'

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Post by scottS4 » 10 Jul 2011, 22:46

certainly master panch.. i've managed to collect only the finest looking wimmen in the local area and stashed them all in the attic. i have converted the ceiling into a network of trap doors, so with a simple push of a button you can send one of them falling onto the ground by your feet. also, they'll keep a slim figure as there is no food or water in the attic.

you there, make england win a penalty shootout. now!

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Post by Rome_Leader » 10 Jul 2011, 23:11

Right away sir, I'll just have them arrange to play the Vatican's national women's side! They might have the blessing of God, but, as we've seen, that counts for little in football! I'd be surprised if they could field the necessary five + keeper! Enjoy the victory.

Servant! Make me the world's finest chocolate cheesecake with 0 calories, 0 fat and 0 chocolate! At once!
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All roads lead to Rome.

Triskaidekaphobia: The unnatural fear of the number 13.
Most of Ballack's opposition have this phobia.

I'm Scott. Don't let the title fool you; I.AM.CANADIAN!

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Post by desire10 » 11 Jul 2011, 03:26

^ I've honestly been stumped for 10 minutes on this one!

You know what Sir! fu** YOU! *Throws 2500 cal chocolate cheesecake in Rome's face*

If someone thinks of a way to fulfill this request, go ahead and override mine!
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Post by Rome_Leader » 12 Jul 2011, 23:27

Fired as my butler! :P

Certainly sir, let me simply dab this imitation soy chocolate and soy cheese with a mixture of LSD and nicotine that I'm sure you'll love.

You there, quickly! I want one of everything!
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All roads lead to Rome.

Triskaidekaphobia: The unnatural fear of the number 13.
Most of Ballack's opposition have this phobia.

I'm Scott. Don't let the title fool you; I.AM.CANADIAN!

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Post by pickyourheadup » 13 Jul 2011, 16:46

There I did it. Cutting off body parts wasn't fun though.

Butler, please move the Earth 1 inch off of its current path.
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Post by Rome_Leader » 13 Jul 2011, 16:48

No problem! With this gigantic lever, and this gigantic 'point upon which to stand', it'll be a piece of cake!

Butler! Train this octopus to perform a traditional Irish jig and make me an omelette!
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All roads lead to Rome.

Triskaidekaphobia: The unnatural fear of the number 13.
Most of Ballack's opposition have this phobia.

I'm Scott. Don't let the title fool you; I.AM.CANADIAN!

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Post by klc123 » 19 Jul 2011, 18:22

That was quite easy, all I had to do was resurrect Paul the Octopus by bartering my soul with the devil :D that octopus is so talented, he could teach even the most unco-ordinated octopus to perform an Irish jig and cook omelettes!

Butler, find me a newspaper that doesn't hack phones/emails to find stories!

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Post by Rome_Leader » 20 Jul 2011, 00:29

Certainly sir, made one myself! Now if you'll just sign over your social security benefits to me...

Butler, make me a champion marathon runner in a single day!
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All roads lead to Rome.

Triskaidekaphobia: The unnatural fear of the number 13.
Most of Ballack's opposition have this phobia.

I'm Scott. Don't let the title fool you; I.AM.CANADIAN!

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Post by desire10 » 20 Jul 2011, 06:57

Right away Master Rome! Just let me do a quick background check.. - Oh great! Your from Ethiopian decent! Get yourself at the starting line sir!

Oh Butler! Get here now! I've heard this Bill Gates fellow has more money then me, please get through his insanely secure mansion and assassinate him!
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