panchester07 wrote:@ NBP I find it completely stupid that in a "naughty jokes thread" where the logo says cant handle it look away, and you constantly repeat dont flip out you actually rate someone for it.. like really, really stupid..i just thought that i should mention that.. with out any drama
Panchester don't get involved, have an issue? PM me
The exact reason I rated him is because of the big 'strictly no racism' rule I posted up that scott disobeyed
He's a helpful member, but he broke a rule that was very clearly put there to avoid offense, we know how quick a topic can spiral out of control over stupid little sh*t, so... eliminate the stupid little sh*t
But for some strange reason I feel he'll sleep tonight
The poor blondes are getting an awful riding up the tush
Two blondes on a Elevator, says Taylor to Audrey "hey audrey it smells like dick in here" Taylor says "sorry aud, I just burped"
Whats red, silver and walks into walls?
a baby with forks in its eyes
What's red, bubbly and scratches at the window?
a baby in a microwave
What's red and hangs from the ceiling?
a baby on a meat hook
Whats the perfect gift for a dead baby?
a dead puppy!
Whats better than nailing a baby to a wall?
ripping it off
why is buttsecks like spinach?
because if your forced to have it as a kid you wont enjoy it as an adult
theres a trucker driving along a country road, when he comes across a guy obviously in distress, who is tied to a tree. the trucker pulls up next to the guy. as he walks over, the guy is obviously massively relieved to see someone.
'thank god you are here, i was driving along this road, when i stopped to give directions to a couple of guys who were standing by the side of the road. when i pulled over, they threatened me with a gun, stole my wallet, phone, tied me up and drove off with me car.'
to which the trucker replies
'well today is not your day is it son,' as he starts to undo his belt
A little girl goes into a pet store and asks the clerk in her adorable little lisp: "Where do you keep the fuzzy widdle bunny wabbits?" Now the clerks heart melts, and he gets on his knees to be eye level with her and replies in the same tone: "Well which kind do you want? We have the fuzzy widdle brown ones and the fuzzy widdle white ones, which ones do you like?" The girl rocks on her heels for a bit, leans in and whispers: "I don't think my pet python weally gives a thit."
Warning extremely offensive joke below
What are the similarities between a dolphin and an orange?
They both live under water, except the orange.