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NewBornProdigy
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Post by NewBornProdigy » 04 Sep 2010, 11:12

Hey I said nothing wrong its your sick interpretation

EDIT:

I once found out the cure for Alzeimhers

But I forgot it



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Post by scottS4 » 10 Jan 2011, 08:00

i can't sleep so i've just been lying in bed coming up with jokes. they're all original and i think some of them are pretty good:

-irony: when a girl gets raped but has an orgasm

-"is a rapist that gets erectyle disfunction still a rapist?"

-what sound does a baby make when its being raped?
- i can't remember

some christmas themed pornos:

-i'm dreamin of a wet christmas
-i saw mommy blowing santa claus
-jingle balls
-let it snow! (on your face)
-how the grinch stole his daughter's virginity

:)

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Post by scottS4 » 24 Jul 2011, 07:04

some insults i came up with:

you're so ugly even your right hand just wants to be friends

you're lucky there was such a long line at the abortion center.

your mother said i was the best she ever had. actually, im not sure what she said. her mouth was kind of full so she couldn't enunciate very well

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