Ok we all know those horrible jokes which makes you question are you actually human, well this is the offical EF thread for them
The main point of this is to not take any of these seriously cause were just laughing at what awful people we are, no need to flip out about it
These are our rules to avoid any rowing which plauges other threads
-Racsim is strictly banned
-Sexism is strictly banned (unless you ladies start it )
-Expert is strictly Chuck Norris in this thread
Because people might take offense from something very easily in this topic we ask you not to confront anybody about offensive material and report it to a member of staff (or preferably forget about it an don't look in this thread anymore) failure to do so will result in serious consideration for a ban
Any breaching of the rules stated above will result a long talk with your mum... wait no... a ban (especially the expert one)
Ok here's a few to start us off
-Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple...
-Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
-There's this dad, sitting with his three kids. One of them says "Daddy, why is my name Rose?" The dad says "Well, honey, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal fell on your head. So we decided to call you Rose." The other said, "Daddy, why am I called Daisy?" And the dad said, "Well, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy petal fell on your head. So we decided to call you Daisy." Then the third kid says, "Abthosbsbbsbspt!!!" And the dad says, "Shut up, Fridge."
-How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Dunno, depends on how hard you throw them