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panchester07
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Klc you failed at efficiently reading a 6 words sentece:
What a damn jackass these spammers are hahaa!
That is:
What a damn jackass these spammers are hahaa!
:lol:
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Jack-asses? I have to say i agree with them, I have a healthy sense of humour and I can't find anything particularly funny to laugh at in that joke lol.
/Fail.

I do wish that he would hurry up and post the punchline so I can understand the joke.
On a different note everyone's pretty good with women when it comes to hookers... well except the sham-wow guy.
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seriously, it had all the ingredients and looked like it was gonna be an excellent joke and just when it was getting spicy.....
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SPAMMER JOKE IN A NUTSHELL NOW WITH PUNCHLINE!
*everyone thanks bsc*


Ronaldo Da Lima, Luis Figo, and Wayne Rooney are all in heaven and god is asking them what they believe in.

Ronaldo believes in football to be the food of life so god offers him a seat next to him
Figo believes in courage, honour and passion, so god offers him a seat next to him

God asks "and you, Wayne, what do you believe?
Rooney responds "I believe you are sitting in my seat"

I never thought this joke was all that funny tbh
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Evan
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panchester07 wrote:seriously, it had all the ingredients and looked like it was gonna be an excellent joke and just when it was getting spicy.....
It's like I just got blue-balls or something cause right when it gets good it stops abruptly.

God asks "and you, Wayne, what do you believe?
Rooney responds "I believe you are sitting in my seat"
DAMN what a letdown man I was expecting something good after being kept on the edge for so long...
On a different note everyone's pretty good with women when it comes to hookers... well except the sham-wow guy.
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Evan wrote:
panchester07 wrote:seriously, it had all the ingredients and looked like it was gonna be an excellent joke and just when it was getting spicy.....
It's like I just got blue-balls or something cause right when it gets good it stops abruptly.

God asks "and you, Wayne, what do you believe?
Rooney responds "I believe you are sitting in my seat"
DAMN what a letdown man I was expecting something good after being kept on the edge for so long...
idk i thought it was pretty good :lol:

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Alright I suppose, a bit of an anti-climax though after that wait :P

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I thought they had to wait till June?

And Aguero wont fight in the premier league style, not more than 2 weeks..

Argentinians and English don't go well, much less midgets Argentinians with sweet touch and skills like Aguero....

I hope it isn't true because I like the work he does in Atleti with Forlan..
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I thought they had to wait till June?

And Aguero wont fight in the premier league style, not more than 2 weeks..

Argentinians and English don't go well, much less midgets Argentinians with sweet touch and skills like Aguero....

I hope it isn't true because I like the work he does in Atleti with Forlan..
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What's the difference between Robert Green and Justin Bieber?
Robert Green knows how to drop his balls.

The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.

Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.

At least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about...

All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand...In fact they're crossing the line.
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Croatianblood.... i am an american.. and you are my new favorite person :D i laughed my ass off at all those jokes

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BAHAHAHAHAHA wow, the first one almost cracked my rib

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My computer's got the robert green virus. It cant save anything.
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It was a clever move to bring on Shaun wright phillips. For 15 minutes the americans were stunned, thinking gary coleman had come back to life.
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Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. He got fired because he couldnt make any stops.
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MUFC1994 wrote:My computer's got the robert green virus. It cant save anything.
For some strange reason I just sat there for about a minute fully conviced this was literally true, wondering how annoying the virus would be

...I'm a joke

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NewBornProdigy wrote:
MUFC1994 wrote:My computer's got the robert green virus. It cant save anything.
For some strange reason I just sat there for about a minute fully conviced this was literally true, wondering how annoying the virus would be

...I'm a joke
You're past your prime NBP.... :wink:
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