I've been watching a lot of movies since I got here, seeing as my internet connection is so fast that I can download a movie in half an hour on average, so I've been using sites like IMDB, rolling stone and rottentomatoes.com to recommend movies for me to watch, I'll usually just watch blockbusters, but every so often I'll take them up on their recommendations.
And they all suck.
First of all, what's the deal with rotten tomatoes? They slam any blockbuster, regardless of how entertaining it is, and reserve all their praise for sh*tty indie movies that aren't any good, or even just sh*tty B movies that aren't any good.
My best two examples for this are The Big Lebowski, and Doctor Strangelove
The big lebowski sucked, don't watch it, when I turned that movie off I wanted my time back, it was not entertaining in the slightest, which is the entire point of a movie in the first place. Rotten tomatoes listed it as certified fresh, with a high rating of 77% and it was literally painful to watch.
The second example is Dr. Strangelove, to be fair to RT, it was also recommended by literally everywhere. I consider myself to be an intelligent person, and I didn't miss anything that went on in that film, but it most definitely was not:
"The funniest film ever made about nuclear holocaust"
"[A] supremely ironic comedy on the possibility of nuclear annihilation."
"It's as startling today as it was then. Catch it now before it becomes too relevant to be funny again."
"A masterpiece of satire, paranoia and straight comedy. One of the all-time classics with a great cast and many memorable moments. Sellers is magnificent."
It was boring, rarely funny and nowhere near as entertaining as the critics made it out to be. It's definitely not a cult-classic, because the only reason you should watch it is so that you can say that you have, and if that's why you're watching movies then you shouldn't be watching them anyway.
To be honest, when you get down to watching movies, DON'T TRUST CRITICS, the only films that they ever review correctly are either so bad or so good that it would be impossible to get the review wrong. So when you're looking for a good movie, look for something that will entertain, let go of the notion that back stories and plots must be down to earth and reasonable and just have fun watching the movie. There is no reason to listen to critics because IMO they haven't even watched the movies they review, it being hard to see when your head is that far up your ass...
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Therefore, if you want to be entertained then my recommendations for this semester are:
- The big ones (Dark knight, new bond, etc.)
- Wall-E
- Death Race
- Hamlet 2
- Collateral
- Galaxy Quest
- The new Narnia movie (This one was really really good)
- Snatch
- THX 1138 (Guarantee you haven't seen it yet, check it out)
- Be kind rewind
- Max Payne
- Get smart
- Horton hears a Who
- Hot Fuzz ( I cannot recommend this enough)
- Shaun of the dead (also uproariously funny)
- Pineapple Express
- The bank job (Great movie)
- The forbidden Kingdom (Great movie, but be mindful that it is intentionally a stereotyped kung fu epic)
Finally if you were going to watch Dr. Strangelove at some point in your life, don't, watch Aeroplane instead, I can guarantee that it is the funniest movie you've seen in a while. Aeroplane is a real cult classic, because you'll probably want to watch it again.
Shooting
Control
Dribbling
Defending
Drills
Fitness
Passing
Positions
Freestyle
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