Chuck Norris Game

Francis8 · Post by **Francis8** » 26 Nov 2007, 21:52

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter!

BGbeast23 · Post by **BGbeast23** » 26 Nov 2007, 22:47

I thought this ad was pretty good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H70bpPNCZQo
Chuck Norris' personal 10 favorite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g
Chuck Norris pwning Mario:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdaxMGmp ... re=related

Hugh · Post by **Hugh** » 27 Nov 2007, 00:09

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

redrover365 · Post by **redrover365** » 27 Nov 2007, 00:44

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

keller8 · Post by **keller8** » 29 Nov 2007, 06:13

Chuck Norris once had sex with a man!, because he killed all the women.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure or heal anything. Too bad he doesn't cry.
Chuck Norris needs a blowtorch and a monkey wrench to masturbate.
Chuck Norris is not a sexual predator. He just has sex with who he likes.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear condoms. There is no protection from Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris wore a condom, it would be a live rattlesnake!
Chuck Norris isn't a pervert. He just really likes taking pictures.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the bakc of the head.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can turn off the light swich and be into bed before the light goes out.

Thats my Chuck Norris collection.

redrover365 · Post by **redrover365** » 29 Nov 2007, 22:57

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

keller8 · Post by **keller8** » 29 Nov 2007, 23:20

There is no chin under chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that beats a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

redrover365 · Post by **redrover365** » 29 Nov 2007, 23:23

nice keller8, although 3/4 of those have already been posted.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba is the military code-word for Chuck Norris' basement.

mpcarres14 · Post by **mpcarres14** » 30 Nov 2007, 05:17

After partying all night Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down.

2brown347 · Post by **2brown347** » 30 Nov 2007, 05:23

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

keller8 · Post by **keller8** » 30 Nov 2007, 07:54

# In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

# Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

# Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

# Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.