Jesus Black or White

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Was Jesus Black or White

Black
4
19%
White
7
33%
Asian
1
5%
Asian
1
5%
Pacific Islander
0
No votes
Aboriginal Australian
0
No votes
Arab
8
38%
 
Total votes: 21

Ballack13
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i said white, because thats how ive pictured him all my life, im not gonna go all science-y and start something stupid.

Haversham
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There's been several books and documentaries about this.

Most likely he would have been about 5 foot 8 and have looked arab by most standards. There's tonsss of theories on the idea though.... People have speculated everything from Mary being raped by a roman soldier- hence the "immaculate conception" but not so much... and him being white as a result of that.... theres tons of em....

definitely not Mexican.

Hugh
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That's hardly immaculate conception.

Anyway if he was the son of god I'd say he was probably 6'2 250 pounds of pure muscle with a wicked beard and he was probably the best soccer player in the entire world. And he probably ate his veggies.

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Hugh wrote:That's hardly immaculate conception.

Anyway if he was the son of god I'd say he was probably 6'2 250 pounds of pure muscle with a wicked beard and he was probably the best soccer player in the entire world. And he probably ate his veggies.
But he was meant to be like anyone else. Didn't you know that? Get your facts right! :lol:
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rzadzinski wrote:
Hugh wrote:That's hardly immaculate conception.

Anyway if he was the son of god I'd say he was probably 6'2 250 pounds of pure muscle with a wicked beard and he was probably the best soccer player in the entire world. And he probably ate his veggies.
But he was meant to be like anyone else. Didn't you know that? Get your facts right! :lol:
That doesn't make sense, if I was the son of god I'd be 6'2, 250lbs of muscle with blonde hair and eyes like this
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Seriously, I'd be great at giving inspiring speeches and looking the part, but I would not be so great at observing all the commandments.

Jesus has no excuse for not looking like he could chop down oaks with his bare hands...

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Hugh wrote:
rzadzinski wrote:
Hugh wrote:That's hardly immaculate conception.

Anyway if he was the son of god I'd say he was probably 6'2 250 pounds of pure muscle with a wicked beard and he was probably the best soccer player in the entire world. And he probably ate his veggies.
But he was meant to be like anyone else. Didn't you know that? Get your facts right! :lol:
That doesn't make sense, if I was the son of god I'd be 6'2, 250lbs of muscle with blonde hair and eyes like this
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Seriously, I'd be great at giving inspiring speeches and looking the part, but I would not be so great at observing all the commandments.

Jesus has no excuse for not looking like he could chop down oaks with his bare hands...
You're right! Then he really would look like you and me! :P
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Was Jesus Black or White
Black 3 = 27%

White 5 = 45%

Asian 0 = 0%

Pacific Islander 0 = 0%

Aboriginal Australian 0 = 0%

Arab 3 = 27%

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Wow... i highly doubt that Jesus was an Aborigenese form Australia :lol:
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Hugh
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Definitely a pacific islander...

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Ok we all know he was an Edmonton Oiler. :)
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G_ucc_i
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I think in all the pictures he was in, they painted him lighter to show his significance/Standing out compare to the other's.

klc123
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^were you also the one to bring back Frankenstein from the grave? :o

Jesus said I am what I am, not I is what I is = White

G_ucc_i
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HUH?

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klc123 wrote:^were you also the one to bring back Frankenstein from the grave? :o
Victor Frankenstein was the name of the scientist, not the monster.

Just sayin'.
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Hugh wrote:That's hardly immaculate conception.

Anyway if he was the son of god I'd say he was probably 6'2 250 pounds of pure muscle with a wicked beard and he was probably the best soccer player in the entire world. And he probably ate his veggies.
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You also forgot to add that Jesus would be a Tier 1 SF operator.

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rzadzinski wrote:Ok we all know he was an Edmonton Oiler. :)
Chris Pronger?
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