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by *~El Maestro~*
24 Jun 2010, 15:35
Forum: World Cup
Topic: Funny WC Article in the Onion
Replies: 2
Views: 1935

Funny WC Article in the Onion

Hey people,

Haven't been on here in a while, but I ran across this funny article in the onion and thought I'd share. My apologies if it has already been posted. Enjoy ;)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/south- ... soc,17625/
by *~El Maestro~*
24 Jun 2010, 15:24
Forum: Off the Field
Topic: University?
Replies: 17
Views: 5202

I haven't been on this forum in perhaps a year or two, but that's mostly been because of the college grind and all. Right now I just finished my first year over at Harvard, and I'm thinking about majoring in Government.

Chemistry seems tough as heck
by *~El Maestro~*
11 Jan 2009, 00:14
Forum: European Football
Topic: José Mourinho
Replies: 27
Views: 9449

Fav manager after Sir Alex Ferguson

Glad to have met the special one! we were so psyched!
by *~El Maestro~*
22 Jul 2008, 01:47
Forum: Off the Field
Topic: SAT Test Problem
Replies: 15
Views: 4514

Look into ACT. Higher level math but overall its more straighforward and less confusing than SAT. www.number2.com was a good website and there are tons more just gotta look for them. Read alot of articles and books to help you on the english section, vocab cards if you can, math uhhh. I didnt do so ...
by *~El Maestro~*
11 Apr 2008, 20:28
Forum: Off the Field
Topic: Pro players that you've met?
Replies: 152
Views: 32961

Well earlier i mentioned that i had met Ronald Koeman(current Valencia coach), and Fadiga(ex-Senegal player), but on wednesday i met the special one. No other than JOSE MOURINHO!! I was sooo happy cuz he's my fav coach after fergie, and it is very rare for these high profile people to come to a litt...
by *~El Maestro~*
11 Apr 2008, 20:19
Forum: Off the Field
Topic: I am going to learn French!
Replies: 18
Views: 3762

I grew up speaking French so it came easy for me. However the grammer and all that bs is pretty difficult. Ur gna have to memorize irregular verbs and the masculine and feminine words are harder than spanish. I think the best way is to try to speak as much as you can with people. I realise that may ...
by *~El Maestro~*
04 Apr 2008, 12:07
Forum: Community
Topic: Sex and Masturbation! Help Please!!!
Replies: 86
Views: 12148

Wait, lemme understand this. How much time is needed to recover your hormone levels after masturbation/sex? And what if a person frequently ejaculates/orgasms but stops right before a game? Will it still have an effect? And wtf, I read your article and it says excess prolactin will force weight gai...
by *~El Maestro~*
02 Apr 2008, 20:50
Forum: Players
Topic: Cristiano Ronaldo
Replies: 409
Views: 54059

When he scored the goal ronaldo fu**ing cranked the roma defender in the head, watch the replay, you'll see it, and he then lies on the ground pretending to be hurt so that he can continue to get the Roma players in trouble. Both players went for the ball. Ronaldo didn't get fouled nor did he foul ...
by *~El Maestro~*
02 Apr 2008, 20:47
Forum: European Football
Topic: Liverpool vs Arsenal
Replies: 97
Views: 16422

Arsenal deserved to win. They deserved that penalty when Kuyt fouled Hleb but that was unfortunate. That other time when bendter stopped the ball from going in he wasnt offside, but carra saved it anyways i think. Liverpool defended excellently with all players giving it their all. I would say Kuyt ...
by *~El Maestro~*
02 Apr 2008, 14:29
Forum: European Football
Topic: Spain's expulsion from the Euro 2008
Replies: 4
Views: 2811

My goodness, I had relaxed about the whole April Fool thing cuz it was the 2nd when i saw that article. But it fooled me. Even when i was posting it I thought it was for real. Until A few minutes ago when i saw the name of the author of this article "April Fool, Goal.com." Damn they got me. But I gu...
by *~El Maestro~*
02 Apr 2008, 14:25
Forum: Players
Topic: Cristiano Ronaldo
Replies: 409
Views: 54059

It's true that Cristiano fell to easily yesterday. But Pizzarro is a sore loser, I don't know why he's complaining about Cristiano's tricks. Funny how a player in the italian league is complaining about sportsmanship then turns around and says "I will have something to say to him."For some funny rea...
by *~El Maestro~*
02 Apr 2008, 01:17
Forum: Competition
Topic: I'm playing for the Ajax Youth Team!
Replies: 42
Views: 6496

Congrats...that is if ur not playing a joke on us cuz its aprils fools. Hey what if the club was just making an april's fools prank? lol joking. Enjoy mate, give it ur best.
by *~El Maestro~*
02 Apr 2008, 01:09
Forum: European Football
Topic: Spain's expulsion from the Euro 2008
Replies: 4
Views: 2811

Spain's expulsion from the Euro 2008

Several weeks ago Spain were warned by FIFA and UEFA that they risked suspension from international competition due to political interference in their FA’s elections. Football’s main governing bodies were up in arms over the Spanish government's request for the (Real Federación Española de Fútbol) R...
by *~El Maestro~*
02 Apr 2008, 01:00
Forum: Players
Topic: Cristiano Ronaldo
Replies: 409
Views: 54059

Roma played better, but when it comes to tactics Man U dominated that game. They played Defense like an italian team. Very well organized and with two/three layers in the D. Roma maybe deserved more, but Ferguson outsmarted Spalleti this time.
by *~El Maestro~*
02 Apr 2008, 00:57
Forum: European Football
Topic: Platini: I Will Stop Big Clubs From 'Poaching' Youngsters
Replies: 11
Views: 2936

It will help England's national team though. But it's not like they need talent, they're brimming with it. Capello's going to steer them on the right way.