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Football Jokes
| Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 19:01 Report Quote | |
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Klc you failed at efficiently reading a 6 words sentece:
Quote: What a damn jackass these spammers are hahaa! That is: Quote: What a damn jackass these spammers are hahaa!
to know Him is to want to know Him more" "i don't know where the limit is, but I know where it is not" Tocar y moverse y tratarla siempre muy muy bien..' |
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| Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 22:09 Report Quote | |
Veteran Member Joined: 13 Apr 2007, 00:41 Posts: 1052 |
Quote: Jack-asses? I have to say i agree with them, I have a healthy sense of humour and I can't find anything particularly funny to laugh at in that joke lol.
/Fail. I do wish that he would hurry up and post the punchline so I can understand the joke. Quote: On a different note everyone's pretty good with women when it comes to hookers... well except the sham-wow guy. 
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| Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 22:20 Report Quote | |
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seriously, it had all the ingredients and looked like it was gonna be an excellent joke and just when it was getting spicy.....
to know Him is to want to know Him more" "i don't know where the limit is, but I know where it is not" Tocar y moverse y tratarla siempre muy muy bien..' |
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| Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 22:30 Report Quote | |
Veteran Member Joined: 31 Mar 2008, 16:54 Posts: 880 Location: University of Delaware |
SPAMMER JOKE IN A NUTSHELL NOW WITH PUNCHLINE!
*everyone thanks bsc* Ronaldo Da Lima, Luis Figo, and Wayne Rooney are all in heaven and god is asking them what they believe in. Ronaldo believes in football to be the food of life so god offers him a seat next to him Figo believes in courage, honour and passion, so god offers him a seat next to him God asks "and you, Wayne, what do you believe? Rooney responds "I believe you are sitting in my seat" I never thought this joke was all that funny tbh   And the dreams that you dare to dream, really do come true |
| Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 22:55 Report Quote | |
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Veteran Member Joined: 13 Apr 2007, 00:41 Posts: 1052 |
panchester07 wrote: seriously, it had all the ingredients and looked like it was gonna be an excellent joke and just when it was getting spicy..... It's like I just got blue-balls or something cause right when it gets good it stops abruptly. Quote: God asks "and you, Wayne, what do you believe?
Rooney responds "I believe you are sitting in my seat" DAMN what a letdown man I was expecting something good after being kept on the edge for so long... Quote: On a different note everyone's pretty good with women when it comes to hookers... well except the sham-wow guy.
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| Posted: 30 Apr 2010, 07:02 Report Quote | |
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Evan wrote: panchester07 wrote: seriously, it had all the ingredients and looked like it was gonna be an excellent joke and just when it was getting spicy..... It's like I just got blue-balls or something cause right when it gets good it stops abruptly. Quote: God asks "and you, Wayne, what do you believe? Rooney responds "I believe you are sitting in my seat" DAMN what a letdown man I was expecting something good after being kept on the edge for so long... idk i thought it was pretty good
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| Posted: 30 Apr 2010, 07:26 Report Quote | |
Alright I suppose, a bit of an anti-climax though after that wait 
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| Posted: 30 Apr 2010, 09:10 Report Quote | |
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I thought they had to wait till June?
And Aguero wont fight in the premier league style, not more than 2 weeks.. Argentinians and English don't go well, much less midgets Argentinians with sweet touch and skills like Aguero.... I hope it isn't true because I like the work he does in Atleti with Forlan.. to know Him is to want to know Him more" "i don't know where the limit is, but I know where it is not" Tocar y moverse y tratarla siempre muy muy bien..' |
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| Posted: 30 Apr 2010, 09:53 Report Quote | |
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Quote: I thought they had to wait till June? And Aguero wont fight in the premier league style, not more than 2 weeks.. Argentinians and English don't go well, much less midgets Argentinians with sweet touch and skills like Aguero.... I hope it isn't true because I like the work he does in Atleti with Forlan.. . . . Wrong thread? 
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| Posted: 17 Jun 2010, 15:03 Report Quote | |
Veteran Member Joined: 25 May 2005, 21:36 Posts: 3003 Location: New York, USA |
What's the difference between Robert Green and Justin Bieber?
Robert Green knows how to drop his balls. The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it. Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand. At least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about... All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand...In fact they're crossing the line. 
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| Posted: 18 Jun 2010, 05:20 Report Quote | |
Croatianblood.... i am an american.. and you are my new favorite person  i laughed my ass off at all those jokes
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| Posted: 18 Jun 2010, 06:20 Report Quote | |
BAHAHAHAHAHA wow, the first one almost cracked my rib
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| Posted: 18 Jun 2010, 18:57 Report Quote | |
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My computer's got the robert green virus. It cant save anything.
----------- It was a clever move to bring on Shaun wright phillips. For 15 minutes the americans were stunned, thinking gary coleman had come back to life. -------- Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. He got fired because he couldnt make any stops. "The road to athletic greatness is not marked by perfection but the ability to constantly overcome adversity and failure." |
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| Posted: 18 Jun 2010, 19:33 Report Quote | |
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MUFC1994 wrote: My computer's got the robert green virus. It cant save anything.
For some strange reason I just sat there for about a minute fully conviced this was literally true, wondering how annoying the virus would be ...I'm a joke 
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| Posted: 18 Jun 2010, 19:42 Report Quote | |
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NewBornProdigy wrote: MUFC1994 wrote: My computer's got the robert green virus. It cant save anything. For some strange reason I just sat there for about a minute fully conviced this was literally true, wondering how annoying the virus would be ...I'm a joke You're past your prime NBP....
"The road to athletic greatness is not marked by perfection but the ability to constantly overcome adversity and failure." |
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