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Movie Quotes
| Posted: 02 Dec 2005, 21:19 | |
Veteran Member Joined: 10 May 2005, 02:30 Posts: 795 Location: VA, USA |
post movie quotes that you think are funny, meaningful, or whatever.
i enjoy quoting Zoolander, i fing it extremely funny. derek and matilda are running away from some people, looking fro a place to hide. "they'll be looking for us, right? so that means they WONT be looking for...not us." mugatu shows derek a model of a reading center for children. "WHAT IS THIS, A CENTER FOR ANTS?!? it has to be at least..3 times this big!" matilda,"im bulimic" ... derek,"you can read minds?!" derek: one day, i saw my reflection in a spoon and i said, WOW you're really really ridiculously good-looking. thats when i knew i wanted to be a male model. The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Cant Read Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good too. 
if a quiz is quizzical, then what's a test? 
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| Posted: 02 Dec 2005, 22:40 | |
Moderator Joined: 02 Nov 2005, 21:47 Posts: 1945 Location: London, ENG |
"Bang" -gun that killed Bambis mum  never stood a chance. Im never banging any dears as long as i live!
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| Posted: 03 Dec 2005, 01:32 | |
Veteran Member Joined: 30 Jun 2005, 01:43 Posts: 647 Location: Boston Ma |
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And
dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemy that they may take out lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!" braveheart I was raised on Celtic, their history and their pride With my culture and my faith, I wear the green & white. They have nothing in their whole imperial arsenal that can break the spirit of one Irishman who does not want to be broken -Bobby Sands MP |
| Posted: 13 Jan 2006, 12:07 | |
Junior Member Joined: 07 Jan 2006, 14:29 Posts: 86 Location: MI,USA |
Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it? Now, as long as you’re just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these – what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that someday. Now, me, for example, I can let you drown but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesy, savvy? So… can you sail under the command of a pirate? Or can you not?
POTC 
"Soccer is simple... you just need to have the right mentality, fighting in every game, in every practice and for every ball." Hristo Stoichkov |
| Posted: 13 Jan 2006, 13:06 | |
Sgt. I can't get enough of Asian chicks Joined: 10 Mar 2005, 09:25 Posts: 2469 Location: Singapore |
Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator): Hasta la vista, baby!
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| Posted: 13 Jan 2006, 14:11 | |
Veteran Member Joined: 25 May 2005, 21:36 Posts: 3003 Location: New York, USA |
Ron Burgundy: Ron Burgundy:
[when talking to Baxter] Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay. -Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy 
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| Posted: 14 Jan 2006, 06:02 | |
Just heard this on Conan O'Brian. He was doing analogies to help high school students: Arlen Spector is to Good friend of Alito as Star Jones is to Good friend of Dorito's. I thought it was absolutely hilarious.
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| Posted: 27 Aug 2006, 17:31 | |
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LMAO I love Conan.
we were somewhere around barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold...i remember saying something like...i feel a bit lightheaded ...maybe you should drive Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas  KEvinR9
"In 1969 I gave up woman and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life." George Best |
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| Posted: 28 Aug 2006, 01:40 | |
The Philly Flyer Joined: 29 Apr 2006, 02:08 Posts: 3152 Location: Delaware, USA |
I just saw Talladega Nights, and Will Ferrel is hilarious in it.
He's driving a race car, and the sponsor put a big fig newton sticker right over his windshield so he can barely see at all when he races. "Man, this sticker is inconvenient and dangerous, but I do love fig newtons."  Click it |
| Posted: 28 Aug 2006, 12:01 | |
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"Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning"
-Tommy DeVito, Goodfellas (1990) |
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