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2brown347
  
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Nov 07, 6:46 pm
Granted, and she comes complete with genetal warts.

I wish I was a badass like Tony Jaa

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Nov 07, 6:50 pm
Granted, but a stunt gone terribly wrong with an elephant leaves you with only one leg.

I wish more headlining concerts came to Newfoundland.

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NewBornProdigy
  
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Nov 07, 7:12 pm
Granted, but your house (more specically your room) becomes 'offical used sock dumping area' for all concert attentdants
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sir_alex_vu
  
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Nov 07, 7:46 pm
NewBornProdigy wrote:
Granted, but your house (more specically your room) becomes 'offical used sock dumping area' for all concert attentdants


You forgot to make a wish NBP! Shocked
shahensha
  
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Nov 07, 8:04 pm
rome, you canadian?

I wish I had daredevil's powers.

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Nov 07, 8:20 pm
You're pretty late on that boat. Razz Yep, born and raised.

Granted, but you suffer a terrible trash trying to jump seven homeless people, and lose your eyesight.

I wish I was a ladies man.

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All roads lead to Rome.

Triskaidekaphobia: The unnatural fear of the number 13.
^^Most of Ballack's opposition have this phobia.^^

You can call me Scott or "Jose Fantastico".
pickyourheadup
  
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Nov 07, 8:32 pm
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Granted, but you suffer a terrible trash trying to jump seven homeless people, and lose your eyesight.


Laughing Daredevil is already blind. He can "see" sound waves and react faster than someone who can actually see.
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Granted, you are now half female, half male. (the wish granter is allowed to misinterpret a wish right?) Very Happy

I wish I could control the soccer ball with my mind.

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Rome_Leader
  
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Nov 07, 8:38 pm
OHHH FUCKK... :p I thought it said A daredevil. My bad. :p

Okay, fine, it breaks your hip.

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All roads lead to Rome.

Triskaidekaphobia: The unnatural fear of the number 13.
^^Most of Ballack's opposition have this phobia.^^

You can call me Scott or "Jose Fantastico".
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